Quotes

This is a list of funny quotes from collab vm users. Feel free to add to this page at any time!

Day of CHOCOLATEMAN playing on CollabVM:


 * CHOCOLATEMAN: DOUBLE CLICK THE 2
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: D O U B L E C L I C K T H E 2
 * Wulf715: AHHA
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: FUCKING FUCKING SOLITAIRE
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: FUCK
 * Keurig: welpers
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: put the jack
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: on the queen
 * Wulf715: sorry
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: its kay friend
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: not that one
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: the other one
 * Wulf715: ok
 * Wulf715: getting an iso on here
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: i used to play this game like a religion
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: so i know pretty much how to win it always

Ordinary Day of when CHOCOLATEMAN plays Solitare on Experimental:


 * CHOCOLATEMAN: FUUUUUUCK
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: THIS GAME IS LITERALLY FUCKING PROGRAMMED TO FUCK YOU
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: 9 OF DIAMONDS
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: HISTORY
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: QUEEN OF HEARTS
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: NEGATORY 3 OF HEARTS
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: NOPE
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: 6 OF DIAMONDS
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: YOU WISH
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: 10 OF SPADES
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: NEYET
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: JACK OF CLUBS
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: OVER
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: KING OF DIAMONDS
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: SCREWED THE QUEEN'S DAUGHTER
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: QUEEN OF SPADES
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: USELESS
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: there
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: I WIN
 * CHOCOLATEMAN: WIN1!!11!!!

Something:

RJLPranks vista upgrader: About to win solitaire game: Technoturnovers writes a LoveEevee and FluffyVulpix copypasta: Ctrl admits he is a shithead:
 * Technoturnovers▸you know, i think sonic is fine but the community is straight up autistic
 * guest1337▸Same thing with Splatoon
 * guest1337▸It's like a great creative shooting game
 * guest1337▸but the fanbase is like
 * guest1337▸PORN
 * guest1337▸MORE PORN
 * guest1337▸PORN
 * guest1337▸YAY
 * guest1337▸PORN
 * Technoturnovers▸oh noes
 * Technoturnovers▸it didnt cancel!!!
 * CHOCOLATEMAN▸lmao
 * CHOCOLATEMAN▸it's hilarious how this fucking program predicted the windows 10 upgrader
 * CHOCOLATEMAN▸nearly 10 years before
 * CHOCOLATEMAN▸so dont fuggle me plz
 * Technoturnovers▸k
 * Ruiner Of Solitaire▸Well fuggle my huggle!
 * Technoturnovers▸oh no
 * Technoturnovers▸no no
 * Technoturnovers▸fuck you
 * CHOCOLATEMAN▸who did that
 * CHOCOLATEMAN▸you homos
 * Technoturnovers▸Ruiner of Solitaire
 * Technoturnovers▸that son of a bitch
 * CHOCOLATEMAN▸woww
 * CHOCOLATEMAN▸way to suck dick
 * Technoturnovers▸https://paste.installgentoo.com/view/dbb71cae
 * Technoturnovers▸here is the copypasta
 * Technoturnovers▸where is 1337?
 * Technoturnovers▸hey 1337 have you read the copypasta
 * LoveEevee▸>I DONT ACTUALLY PLAY POKEMON, I JUST GET HORNY AT THE CHARACTERS
 * LoveEevee▸honestly that is 100% true
 * Technoturnovers▸stop being a shithead ctrl
 * Ctrl▸Or what
 * Ctrl▸You'll ignore me?
 * The vote to reset the VM has lost.
 * Technoturnovers▸you realize you just admitted you are a shithead, right?
 * LoveEevee▸i know what's going on actually, had it on my own machine a long time ago
 * Ctrl▸Like I care lol